Hey Thanks heaps for the fav! Nice photos you done got thar too!

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"My bowel movements have been really erratic lately. I'm kinda constipated at the moment, but like a day ago I was going roughly every few hours. I think it's a combination of stress (due, in part, to having recently quit smoking) and the fact that I have changed my eating habits to include a drastically increased amount of fruit and vegetables as well as spade-loads of vitamin supplements. Clearly, my internal organs have become accustomed to a steady diet consisting mostly of cheap carbohydrates and soft drink but I'm hoping that the long walks around my neighborhood I've been taking over the past week will soon begin to help iron out the wrinkles in my digestive process.

I usually go walking late at night because I find it to be far more peaceful with the streets mostly deserted and I generally find direct sunlight to be objectionable. I'm not overly worried for my safety, as the area in which I live has a pretty low crime rate and I've always been able to run quite fast. I am a little concerned about dogs, though. A lot of folks, God bless 'em, don't always keep their huge ill-tempered mongrels safely locked away in their yards like folks with, oh I dunno, regard for people who don't like being mauled by dogs would.

I've always had a general phobia of mean dogs since I was a kid - that is more so than any sensible person would fear an aggressive canine. The encounter with a massive rottweiler I had to fend off using a grocery bag containing a carton of milk and the Sunday paper during a walk back from the corner store a few months ago did not, you might say, help to cure me of this phobia and it's because of that particular incident that I always carry a toy cap pistol with me when I take one of my walks. My theory is that dogs are terrified of sudden loud noises and if I were to be accosted by another aggressive dog like that rottweiler I could frighten it away by firing the cap gun in the air.

I mean, it stands to reason, right? Surely you've seen how even the biggest and meanest of dogs reacts with immediate and abject terror when fireworks are let off anywhere within distant earshot. Thus, to my thinking, firing off a cap gun from a few feet away should certainly send the likes of that asshole rottweiler scurrying away with its tail between its legs. Seems like pretty solid logic to me.

It has, however, occurred to me that a sudden loud noise - like the firing of a cap gun, for example - might actually only serve to provoke an attack response from an aggressive dog that was already in "defend the territory from interlopers" mode and subsequently tensed and preparing to leap at the first sign of aggression from the perceived intruder/enemy - namely, me, the idiot with the toy cap pistol.

It seems a somewhat likely possibility that the cap gun strategy may backfire on me (if you'll forgive the tautology and the pun), but I'm almost certain it'll save my ass the next time a big mean dog comes at me. I can't really be sure, though, as I'm not really any kind of expert on dog psychology.

I'll let you know how it turns out."

i'm quoting someone obviously. i'm not that funny.

~Escherichia-Coli

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its not fair you get to use your mums camera. my mum doesn't have a camera, she uses mine goddammit!

now. watch me before i stab you in all three of your eyes, ya freak!

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you is a stupid loser

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spank you muchly for the add
geoff




stef
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yay geoff now free your mind. this is a place full of ideas. create some and let your talent shine.
(and put your name on ork or i will get stolen)






stef
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